13 артефактов

13 артефактов вселенной Топ Кау с носителями

Тьма (сила тьмы и хаоса)

Ангелус (сила света и порядка)

Копье судьбы (копье Лонгина, которым проткнули Иисуса Христа)

Сердечный камень (Видит мертвых, а так же ауры умирающих. Обладает властью над жизнью и смертью.)

Монета Соломона (наделяет обладателя регенерирующей силой)

Ящик Пандоры (содержит все зло мира)

Кровавый меч (наделяет хозяина огромной силой, но тот вынужден утолять голод лезвия в битвах)

Ледниковый камень (сила льда и холода)

Тлеющий камень (сила огня)

Колесо теней (дает власть над временем)

Блаженство (врата между адом и землей, может как дать надежду, так и отнять ее)

Клинок ведьм (дитя Ангелуса и Тьмы)

13-ый артефакт (самый загадочный из всех, «Без него остальные — просто безделушки»)

Тут Slico выложил комикс про апокалипсис, Иисуса негра и антихриста пацифиста и я подумал, а почему бы и мне не выложить отличнейший комикс? Встречайте Requiem: Chevalier Vampire история про немецкого солдата который умер и попал в мир именуемый Воскресенией.

Вот и очередная часть перевода, который, видимо, никому особо и не нужен.

Мне всего 19 лет! Какого хрена!!! (Фулл-ХД кстати)

1,2,1,2,3,4

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!


(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I was testing you - and you passed,

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,

Be required to fart on a regular basis,

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,

Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!

Robocop, who is he?

Dead or alive you're coming with me.


In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.


I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,

Why does everything I whip leave me?

My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,

Fava beans and a nice Chianti,

You can count on Slippery Pete,

Suicide will be nice and neat!

I didn't build the Panama canal,

Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,


These aren't the droids you're looking for,

These aren't the droids we're looking for,

I am not a number I am a free man!

Rosebud.

To The Idiotmobile!

Right away Michael,

I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

You don't understand I coulda had class,

Round and tasty on a bun,

Ooh Zippy look what you've done!

Finally! Cast off those lines!

No, I've been nervous lots of times,

Red Rum! What's the matter honey?

Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!


We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,

Writing checks your body can't cash,

I was elected to lead, not read,

I feel the need - the need for speed,

Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,

HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,

My god it's full of stars,

There was no driver in the car..


In the car (repeat)


Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!


There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!

#The Simpsons

#Run With Us!

Ugh - you must be shrooming,

Wait for me Moomin!

Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,

I want to go to there.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,

Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,

I don't give a shit, close enough,

Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,

Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,

What'd she say? I think she bought it,

Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!

C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?

Number 5 is alive!

It's only a laugh, no harm done,

Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,

It's 2 degrees cooler,

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,

Six words in the whole song.


We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

You are number 6 5 4 3 2

I am not a number, I am a free man


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Give me my 20,000 in cash,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think you woke up the dead with that blast

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think fast, I talk fast,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Lois, this is not my Batman glass,